|Photobomb courtesy of Magnus the cat.|
Over the summer, my kids developed a weird obsession with the Food Network. I was working out on my stationary bike (it's not just for laundry anymore), and I needed something to distract me, but if there is a screen on in my house, my kids gravitate towards it. Despite the fact that I find this behavior disturbingly zombie-like, I didn't want to traumatize them with The Walking Dead, so Food Network it was.
It started with Chopped. Then Restaurant Impossible, The Great Food Truck Race, and Food Network Star. Now my kids can name at least a dozen celebrity chefs and their specialties. Take THAT, you people-who-prep-your-kids-for-the-CogAT.
|I only ask that they not start referring to Giada as "Mommy."|
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Now, I know what you're thinking. You're gearing up your lecture about how I shouldn't prepare a separate meal for him or let him go get a piece of cheese out of the fridge if he doesn't like what's on his plate. Hey, I agree completely, in theory. This was one of those things I said I would NEVER do when I had kids. In reality, though, instead of looking forward to seeing my kids after working all day, I was dreading it because dinner was such a miserable experience with the whining, the WHINING, oh-God-please-not the whining. I just couldn't do it anymore. That said, if you think you can change things in my house, please, come on over. I'll pour the drinks and take bets on how soon you'll be running from my house in tears. It'll be fun.
Beyond food experimentation, I do think that Food Network has something to teach kids other than Not Bothering Mommy While She Works Out Her Aggression Through Exercise So She Can Be a Nicer Person. Here's what I came up with.
- If you want to be good at something, you have to work really hard.
- Sometimes you just have to work with what you have, even if it's some animal organ you never considered eating.
- Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good.
- Don't be a sore loser.
- Don't be a sore winner.
- Disappointment won't kill you.
- Neither will criticism.
- Mistakes are great learning opportunities.
That's a heck of a lot more than they ever learned from any other TV shows (suck it, Elmo). Now if only one of my kids will learn how to cook gourmet meals so I don't have to do it anymore, I'll be set.